Live Slow. Die Whenever.

by The Grammar Club

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1.
Twenty-four hours is too many hours to fill I could go get a job, but that makes the time seem longer Where are my options and where are my obligations? My attention span wilts, oh, my attention span wilts. I am waiting to die, like my father in exactly the same way my father did I am waiting to die, waiting to waiting to die It's important that I feel important I am going all night about politics I am waiting to die, waiting to, waiting to die Seventy-eight years is too many years to keep still I try moving forward, but what that entails is a matter of some controversy So sick of the circle, so sick of centrifugal spinning I'm repeating myself, oh my attention span wilts I am waiting to die like my father, in a world for which I was just not designed I am waiting to die, waiting to, waiting to die I eat cheese sticks and smoke marijuana I need amphetamines to feel anything I am waiting to die. Waiting to, waiting to die. Well, they say pick yourself up when you're living at the bottom If I could do that I don't think that I would have this problem At least the calendar's getting thinner Crushed black pepper on your microwave dinner When not distracted by hunger Every ideas just a one hit wonder Each thought on the can just a flash in the pan Wanna change the world but I don't think I can be a cynic cause I know it's not me Feel it still burn till the tanks on empty Punish my body what I put inside me Daring the devil, you know where to find me Could it get worse? I bet we'll find out This a bad patch? Or is this my life now? Pine for the life that we can't afford And in the meantime, I'm so damn bored Big deal in another wheel. Hey! Alright, I’ll be back tomorrow. Big day in another landfill My head with an endless sorrow Waiting to die, waiting to waiting to die I eat cheese sticks and smoke marijuana I need amphetamines to feel anything I am waiting to die. Waiting to, waiting to die. I’m waiting to die and I don’t know if things will improve I’m waiting to die and the clock on the wall doesn’t move I’m waiting to die and it’s all just a matter of time I’m waiting to die. As the walls burn, I say “this is fine.”
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Hot Garbage 03:09
Your body is a rooster the size of a man A cock of the walk with a coppertone tan eDo your own dance just to see if you lost it Stand by the road. Maybe you’ll cross it? Never do coke. Maybe do it once. In all things honestly. In all things nuance. Kick, punch, block. I got some kind of flow. M I X the mix into the zone. I think that someday I’ll finally get started This track is OK I like this hot garbage I like this hot garbage This shit’s gone viral I am not the originator of anything Jokes I post ain't always dope, at least they interesting Be the cock of the walk, look in your eyes when we talk So you don't notice all the garbage, you just notice the hot It’s just a thought, maybe each of us is missing our true call Bang around your 30s like your life was a pinball Spending early mornings on your knees, just praying This shit's going viral, even only in the Philippines This is just me and the homeboys doing stuff Swear to God on every track we hope it's good enough Spitballing some junk, making something from the dust and Knows I gives a fuck if only cause you gave us a buck, so guess what To find a diamond gotta go through all the rough And if you didn't buy a truck, bid you adieu and wish you luck Say your prayers, take your vitamins, and be sure to eat right This track it ain't the best, but it might get me on Late Night I think that someday I’ll finally get started This track is OK I like this hot garbage I like this hot garbage This shit’s gone viral Listen, son, I’ll tell you what ‘Tis a sin to not be hot Pull thy head now from thine ass Upon the masses ye shall crash
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What the hell do I do here? Asked myself school like every day since my first year No strut, kid gut, and half of my friends suck Asking out a girl? Well it's your funeral, good luck Love the sympathy I got for a bum knee Only thing I care about what people think of me And then you throw on top of that like everybody calls me fat The only reason that I rap is so someone would give a crap Thought I discovered a secret They act like they all like you when you act like a big prick Plus I'm the biggest and I get loud Chokeslam all the smaller like the main event of Smackdown Principal's office was a good friend Acting like they're out to get me even though I wrote my own end Started maturing realized what I was doing Got a super nerdy crew and shared the things I was pursuing When the anger always brewing may not see what you've been losing Ok to be emotional, but take control ya gotta let it Man she did you so wong See ya try to hide her name into another damn song Think of years past, she got the best of em Ladies that you curbed, could make a list of em Bout to go goth, feeling for cross Took all her stuff, all you took was a loss Since she went astray you done said goodbye to sweeter dreams Feeling like you need to run, she knows all your sex things But that's the way that it goes You wanna float through the breeze, you gotta take you some blows Gotta stay on your toes, you gotta put up your dukes Shelter for a truth bomb, but she's dropping nukes But if you always keep up a force field Won't see the difference from a heartbreak and good deal My advice don't fantasize, allow yourself to be surprised Be a man in both your eyes, a work of art epitomized Fight for love like blow for blow, Never say I told you so know ya gotta Take control, ya gotta let it, gotta let it go Gotta Let it Go [MC LARS] Now that I’m 35 I’m growing up but it’s okay I’m going back to school I’ve thought about an MBA I’m getting married and I love this girl with all my heart She digs me also and respects my need to do my art We’re talking family plans, but it scares when I think about the changes that demands No more shows in empty bars I guess it’s time to lead the charge I’ll hit the road but not that far it’s not the death of MC Lars I use to be so cocky posting nerdcore RIP but now I’m in the reddit sublet like remember me? we all want our 15 minutes got mine in my twenties but refuse to say I’m finish and now I want to move to Australia or maybe Stewart Island if our country ends in failure Time to put the phone away and step outside and face the day ‘cause everything will be okay we’ll sail away like Hemingway… ‘cause I’ve got to let go
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Yeah you know I live that sweet life, country in the west side Main eventing and you're sitting ringside Sand duning and we're tearing it Finished leveling up. I got this big ass truck, yeah It's a staple here around my community Riding high at each and every truck opportunity All the bells and all the whistles yeah I got that If you gotta problem needs a truck we can solve that, all that It's got a ton of torque and spin It's got a lot of.. Good truck stuff, I'm sure of it Ready for all weather, the seats have fake leather And the dealer told me that I couldn't get much better, naw The wheels go all the way around And that’s all I need to get by I may not know much but I know That when I showing up I'm showing up I’m showing up Impressing everyone with my truck Yeah it's been known to cause amazement Got a spare tire, 5 liter displacement All that horsepower and direct inject Thrilled I got a model that still rocks a tape deck Big back seat for the kids, I keep it tight Got a max payload aaaand it's totally white Probably haul a million pounds cause it's basically a semi May not have specifics but I know it's got a Hemi, baby
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Hola, coma esta, Beefy from The Grammar Club Got me chained to the lab cause they can't get enough Blood I bleed on an mp3 I do it for love I don't even think that I needed that second lung I made a deal with the devil you know it's ironclad Flaunt my riches above you like I was Iron Man Pop like Peter Parker with his head shoved into a locker Thinking you the Venom when basically you the Shocker Maddest man out of Titan Super powers colliding Screaming and they all frightened I'm actually kinda excited Absolutely delighted Everybody is fighting Injustice gotta be righted I'm bout to call in the lightning Like BOOM BAM prep the casualties for EVAC Middle of a massacre exactly where I be at Feedback, frankly baby I don't need that Clear a rainforest be like Where them trees at? So pretty just like I am so fitted Got a cybernetic arm then you know that I'm gon' get it I been here a hot minute, so old that I might quit it Got a cup full of unicorn blood and I slow sip it I'm a beefcake Import like a speed race keeping a straight face while she's rounding third base Staring in deep space For something to take place Empty your suitcase Get ready for mind games Mystery unraveling like finding a G spot Frankly ain't nobody got it better than we got Fully numbskull, Rocksteady and Bepop Saving me like brooklyn nine nine and the peacock The sweet spot is whenever I'm within earshot Mix of X and Erik cause I'm bringing the Onslaught Running with a crew and maniacs and a crackpot Isn't that the dude that they caught kissing the mascot I ain't judging homie, do what ya do Keep in mind ya gotta dry clean that thing when you're through If you're not a garbage person you can hang with the crew Alt-Right piece of shit prick, ain't talking to you They think it's funny that they tricked a bunch of people Into voting for a puppet that was purely fucking evil While the ones that perpetrated it were also being used By the Kremlin with Cambridge Analytica reviews US, drop off, 2 star, Second rate Rise up, kick em out, investigation, prison state Civil war, never that, democracy, liberate Come together, join a hand, vote em out, dominate While you're at it maybe chill with the guns? And if you're in there anyway could you stop warring with drugs? And treating every dark skinned person as thugs? I promise I'll get back to comic books, man I'm done JK, BTW I'm dope Since back when saying fatso was your favorite fat joke We just being factual, If you just a casual You may not know that I drink a whole tub of tabasco Every day with a side of some ranch too Whitesican it represents in really weird ways dude Maybe I'm Delores and I'm stuck in a maze too Star Fleet couldn't touch you if you don't let em phase you Pray that my girls run they game like an Adblock Snuffing out fake ass trolls with a full stop Meet a nice chubby young boy at a Game Stop 10 years later hold hands watching Ragnarok And he better follow through when he says things Bet that he can still work a job while he chase dreams Make sure that he's a good match for my kidneys Trust your parents kids cause they all did the same things Yeah I'm almost done Thanks for joining me this evening, hope that you had some fun If you don't mind sweaty Beefy you 'gon get these hugs After nights like this yo I'm in love with everyone Best in the world I just feel so special I'm the best damn rapper, I got three gold medals Let your heart be free if the state won't let you Unrelated, I could really use a food court pretzel
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Cookiepuss 02:49
Is he a clown, from outer space? Is that his body, or just his face? Is he an ice cream, or is he a cake? Or is he a cookie? Is he for parties, or nights alone? Can you still order him up on the phone? Could anyone, alive or dead, Resist a piece of this talking head? Who made your saucer eyes? Cookie puss! Your flavor hypnotizes me. Alarming and disarmingly, a Cookie or a cake could be, your Clever P,, your sweet, celestial ‘puss We're searching out for anyone with some answers What we can learn about this species is import, it matters Do you come in peace or are you the last of your kind? Do your people hold solutions that we need to survive? Did you make a breakthrough in that FTL travel Do ya think you'll ever be for sale out near Seattle? Marketing-wise, ever play around with your logos Do ya ever chill in kimonos? Do you like tasty solos like we do? That’s right So nice It’s great It’s heavy in weight. That’s right. That’s right, too. How did he know to take that trip? When he passed the sun, did it make him drip? Is he an icon, or is he too kitch? Or is he a classic? He crashed his ship when he lost control. He’s heavy in weight, like a black hole. He seems so near. He’s from so far. Does he bring wisdom from beyond the stars? My friend, it’s up to you. To see this evening through. Nine-hundred senators and debutants, An ice-cream cake is what they wants Your clever P., your Sweet celestial puss
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Radio Chad 03:43
Oh Chaddy Daddy, we need to hear you on the radio We found a battery, so come on and tell us where to go Get us together. We won't make you fix the car. If times were better we know you'd be a baseball star. When you need to know where Jason is When you're lost and things look bad Tune in and start listening for . . Radio CHAAAAAAD Radio CHAAAAAAD He's your Chatty Chaddy Daddy Radio Chad We fixed the phone box. Make the call - we know your dad's a cop. We checked the door locks. We'll buy you time so we come out on top. Jason caught Shelly. kneecap him then get away Don't be a hero, stun him and survive to Chad another day When you need to know where Jason is When you're lost and things look bad Tune in and start listening for . . Radio CHAAAAAAD Radio CHAAAAAAD He's your Chatty Chaddy Daddy Radio Chad He's out there slowly stalking Smashing in, no time for knocking I tune in to hear Chad talking Midday DJ running from a murderer Turn snitch quick call for the cops Make one wrong move impaled on the rocks Jason OP, to me, kinda sucks Probably got all of his power from the dawning of the equinox And though things aren't great right now Hiding in your favorite outhouse By just the sound of that voice I know I'll be fine and things will be choice He's out there having my back Making all these killings not seem all bad CB radio with my dad It’s taking me back, "This is Radio Chad" We'll kill the Jason if you can tell us where the sweater is Tell AJ Mason to find the cabin where the Jason lives The car is running - Hey Chad that car has room for four well that was stunning. Here's hoping Jason pulls you through the door. When you need to know where Jason is When you're lost and things look bad Tune in and start listening for . . Radio CHAAAAAAD Radio CHAAAAAAD He's your Chatty Chaddy Daddy Radio Chad
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Hall of Fame 03:05
I'm that collectable that you couldn’t find Funniest 7 seconds on the last day of Vine Corporation finally hit with a reasonable fine More than sublime, I'm a one of a kind. I helped build a genre with the artists who were isolated Kept at it when top acts dissociated Masses fascinated. I tried to elevate it Gotta keep these nerdcore kids liberated Now I'm decorated, seen as a vet Even rappers who don't like me often show me respect When ya do it like I done it these the perks that ya get And when you've been forever awesome baby what you expect? What you ain't heard? I'm in the hall of fame Others study but I am the game Never had an equal, so regal Marvel how the people always asking for a sequel I'm like missing every Game of Thrones spoiler Dealing with religion getting out it feeling holier Not forgetting everything that your wife said Your personal details not posted on the deep web Still I see red, hulk up like a meathead When they ask me if I didn't realize nerdcore is dead Wanna bury before we get the obituary I could rap the kama sutra but you're only wanting missionary So be it, have at it, try to delete it Got a bunch of kids like me who are used to being defeated Cried, sweat, and I'm bleeded, hold victory but ya cheated When a beat and microphone are the only things I ever needed Hold back I rap in full contact Sit back, relax for deep impact I'm jacked to max like fake sex acts My spot on top, ya can't see that What you ain't heard? I'm in the hall of fame Others study but I am the game Never had an equal, so regal Marvel how the people always asking for a sequel Man I am the rarest damn candy Gotta get your levels up if ya wanna have at me I'm a beast wrapped around an artist At the very least, got a craving for my latest release Never deceased please believe that I'm immortal All the magic I inspire just another form of normal Moving on from being humble now the legend is here See him steal the spotlight the audience and your beer Going clear, let's delete and try a reset Start here at the same line and see how far we both get Interesting prospect, Beefy going full wreck While you're stranded at the starting line with water up your neck No sweat, nothing bringing me down Posted up in Canton then I'm flying up to Cooperstown I'm that first pick S-class god level tier Fakers fall in fear now that the legend is here What you ain't heard? I'm in the hall of fame Others study but I am the game Never had an equal, so regal Marvel how the people always asking for a sequel
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Down in Cincinnati Town Our pal Ricky owns A bunch of weirdo garbage that he’s hoarding in his home But from that trash a robot came It’s given him a quest To show you strange recordings helds on VHS cassettes And they be Electric Tapes Stay up late. Don’t go to bed Electric Tapes Put nostalgia in your head Elections at the middle school, from Back when trading pogs was cool. Come Get a taste. It’s about to start. The Public-Domain Bogeyman You won’t find on our show We’ll hold your short attention span With movies of our own The finest backyard wrestling High-school AV club Endings from Nintendo games And Ryan in the tub And they be Electric Tapes Well-oiled men and busty gals Electric Tapes Space police are also pals Enough of all your worldly terrors All you need are tracking errors Arm your capture cards
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Flavor Town 02:49
Fresh habanero Seaweed flakes masticated coconut concord grapes hass avocado Blue cheese, gritz That what goes on your grocery list Wanna live forever? Be Nosferatu Otherwise be mindful about what you put inside you.. Bland food got you screaming like a kaiju Perhaps you should bump the kinda flavor I do California you could bump into a starlet None of which are shining half a bright as Johnny Garlic Got that bleach in the beard, got the spikes in his hair Add some goofy shit to a beer, It's like I'm already here Put me on the air, and then I win it Set shop in Times Square like oh no he didn't It's like the called in the senate, man I was ordered to quit it But not before I sent some food reviewers floating Chappaquiddick But can't your life in the deep fry Wind down, have a little bit of me time Getting bananas with the groceries gang Let me tell you how the list is made Rise with the daylight Steel-cut oats Waltz to work on a tightrope rope Live near my office--49th floor Window to window; not the door Blood of a tiger Dragon’s flames That’s the stuff pumping through your veins Double-dark matter Golden flake Hold up, y'all, it’s my cupcake break When this guy roll out to the club Young ladies pour bottles, show love But when this guy rolls out to the Winco Shut down the streets get it ready for the freakshow Double bagging Mongolian peas 2 for 1ing these coconut leaves Full steam believing in my dreams While ya living in the freezer to feed these poor things Passing over soft spots, produce like a top boss Roaming like a sasquatch, fellas be like oh gosh And when you thought all was lost Here come that DONKEY Sauce Get the garlic, make it roasted Worcestershire, add in mustard Add that salt and pepper till it plays for days And a whole bunch of muthafuckin mayonnaise Matter destroyer Hypercube Universal healthcare Railgun tube Grand Unified Theory Buncha ‘ludes That’s the stuff that I’m purchasing, dudes All of the water All the land Guy Fieri Hey, what a man Flavor town nation Flavor world That’s what I’m calling groceries, girl “G” “U” Y” “F” “I” “E” “R” “I” Live forever Never die
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Necromancer: Welcome to the lair of the necromancer! Beefy: Hey.. Necromancer: What brings you to my depths? Beefy: I.. I want to bring someone back! Necromancer: Ah! A long lost love? Beefy: uh.. Well He’s probably not as close as you would expect But ever since he went away can’t seem to get any rest Hairs been falling out and to be honest I’m stressed Not hexed, there’s no way that he deserved to be X'd Only crime that he committed he was no longer fresh Excitement filled the street when he roll in on his one wheel So chill, for a minute he was a big deal I’m not looking for a zombie or a frankenstein I’m just hoping you can help out with a friend of mine So Mr. Necromancer if you could, please bring back that Rolling, happy, old meme froggy dude Necromancer: GRANTED Up inside it's crazy all your friends say "I don't know what's going on" Hide your girlfriends, hide your wives There's a hyla cinerea on your lawn When the monsoons come He'll arise and fill his lungs And go to get it (Won't counterfeit it) He's a dapper frog There's no analog In the city Watch him go Watch him go Watch him go Here come dat boi Shitwaddapshitwaddapshitwaddapshitwaddap Shit You can try to lick him he ain't a tree frog He'd enjoy that kinda like He'd say stay I got all night to try to teach you How to ride a unicycle or a frog When the monsoons come He'll arise and fill his lungs And go to get it (Won't counterfeit it) He's a dapper frog There's no analog In the city Watch him go Watch him go Watch him go When the monsoons come He'll arise and fill his lungs And go to get it (Won't counterfeit it) He's a dapper frog There's no analog In the city Watch him go Watch him go Watch him go Here come dat boi Shitwaddapshitwaddapshitwaddapshitwaddap Shit Fuck
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Beefy: Her name was Erma Cut quite an impressive figure Rocking LEDs and glitter Some do big she do it bigger Estate that cost a fortune Located right near the ocean She caused quite a large commotion In every single language spoken, mercy Shael: I want to ride on the wings of a tiger I need to fly on the smoke of a stack I've got to live as a sausage and onion? Who's left here to never come back Beefy: Got a look in her eyes She can see you coming And her stare burned into your brain If you were wise You would jump up running Without ever looking back again But we both know you're not going to Dressed to the Nine-hundred-Ninety-Twos Her gown can alter its shape and hue Whispers "what would you like to do?" Shael: Erma from Burma Where the desert whispers to the grieving sea Ostentatiously dressed she knew this place was the best But then for personal reasons she left Beefy: Grabbed by the hand, hang if ya can If you wanna paint this whole town red Get a little torrid till like 4 in the morning We can sleep baby when we dead And with that said homie when she rest, hear me Know that she put to shame that negligee Crashing the borders, see her rally supports But melting when she just says "hey" Bringing big guns out, Generation Umlaut Twittergrammingfacebookspace Killing the high life, live in the spotlight But she's growing tired of this place That gorgeous face always on display You can sense that your time together growing short Get a little drastic in a flair for romantics Say marry me and be a sport, she said Baby that's sweet, but it's been less than a week And I need new stories to tell the new strangers that I meet But our time here was gold, but now I'm hitting the road It's been swell babe but I've got to roll Shael: Erma from Burma Where the desert whispers to the grieving sea Ostentatiously dressed she knew this place was the best But then for personal reasons she ceased to be here Ty: She's left to the west they say That's if you can even trust what they tell you Or if it even matters, anyway What I'm trying to say is take a grain of salt With the sand at the sea it's just a story It's just an allegorical reference to a hypothetical princess Whose name is Erma (Decide for yourself how much is true) She's the heiress of Mandalay yet She was born in alleyway? I don't believe this hyperbole She's from the two thousand seventies? Seventy-nine more specifically Doesn't add up arithmetically The Burma she knows is gone It fell into the sea
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Positioned on a lay line, in a world of ghosts and time machines A woman lays her head to sleep, but thinks, instead, of Germany "One, eight, nine, and seven" vaporize and reappear, forming a date That's the part you can't stand. Now, here's the part you hate: I know that you hear Brahms Lullaby at four in the morning I don't want to hear Brahms Lullaby ever again maybe, those prayer beads, cotton balls and noise machines won't help you Brahms lullaby is coming. And lullabies don't ever end Later in the evening you will, don your masquerade half-mask You step into a party; you're invited. You don't have to ask. An all-composer gala, of a lavishness beyond belief. Old Johane's at the piano, pounding out that one motif. I know that you hear Brahms Lullaby at four in the morning I don't even feel Brahm's lullaby is one of his best I'm into the deep cuts but otherwise, I'm sticking with Beethoven Yes I am Yes I am Brahm's lullaby is hummin', and lullabies will give no rest. Every day the water's running 'round the drain So every morning fill the sink so I can wash my face again It's absurd, on the daily catch me pushing up this boulder But choose to use a smile while the boulder's rolling further away Hey! Why's it feel we're living in replay? Hanging out on top a rock you didn't want in the first place? Searching for your purpose hasn't got you where you wanted Except for a prescription and more bones inside your closet You honestly wanted to get through the evening Without the thought of angels looking at you while you're sleeping My thy slumber be blessed, better yet, how 'bout this Should I wake the next day could it be on a breast? Obsessed with a melody developed in Deutschland Maybe when we're free we oughta schedule a cat scan I know that you hear Brahms Lullaby at four in the morning I don't want to hear Brahms Lullaby ever again maybe, those prayer beads, cotton balls and noise machines won't help you Brahms lullaby is coming. And lullabies don't ever end
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When your fist has got a feeling And your legs are made of fire And you’ve done your devil’s dealing with your deepest heart’s desire You can’t deny the eagle’s roar, Though your heart is stone A-hundred-thousand allies, still you need to fight alone You’ve got to go for it Nothing to show for it Who’s there to answer the call? Stronger than them all!/Stronger than the mall! [ambiguous] Been trippin Whole time that you been sitting Pretending it's forbidden Life stories get rewritten, all the time But it'll take a lot more than strong words Baby it takes working till the whole of your soul hurts Forwards, always keep that steady ascent Can be yesterday's news or a current event In the coolest air of midnight, Where the puppet people play In the neon of the pretzel light, You need to stay away For, beneath you lies a dragon With a mighty dragon’s kiss Oh, my momma told me there’d be troubled times like this Over and under Lightning and thunder I’ll pick you up from the fall Stronger than them all!/Stronger than the mall! After years I thought the fire would die down But I feel it burn inside of me so much I might meltdown Push it to the limit like you don't even know how Rise so atronomic that you can't even breath now You're so loud, make sure that their hearing your warcry You're so live. It's been hiding in you this whole time My oh my, we're boltin' out of the park Going out a legend, you're just leaving your mark Made so many alteration they should call ya Adobe Sweat dripping from your brow like you know that it should be Come on! Over and under Lightning and thunder I’ll pick you up from the fall You’ve got to go for it Nothing to show for it Who’s there to answer the call? Stronger than them all!/Stronger than the mall! [ambiguous] I am them all!/I am the mall! [ambiguous]
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Your mission Should you choose to accept it Live slow Die whenever Slow got to take life slow you could watch moss grow on me head to toe on me at the rate at which I go Gas Moss produces gas No, I don't expect you to talk, But I do expect your last. Die whenever Take baths Die whenever nap long Die whenever let's all Die whenever (re)main calm If you get the feeling you can hang from the ceiling on a toenail teather It would be my pleasure Die whenever Call Chad Die whenever Eat Bread Die whenever Dead meme's Die whenever Undead Pull the lever Be-gin the leasure Your heartbeat's steady and your breath is measured Go to a party Eat a tray of Havarti, then solo dolo party never Only professor sloth knows when the gas wears off Step a little bit closer arboreal pilosa three-toed mammal (yeah) Cheesing these gaspers off (come on) turning them into sloths Don't feel you live too slow Life on the line? Baby just don't go One hundred million miles in a minute won't last End up out on your ass, Enzo and Cass Started to invest but the whole thing burst Maybe take a leap but I won't go first Chilling with the missus and I put in work and I Gotta lotta time, maybe that's my quirk Getting so meta song wrote itself And I Tried to get a word in but it didn't need help Waving hands in the air like their made outta felt Gave itself a Grammy, 5 stars on Yelp It's madness, I'm a casualty Of these self-inflicted tragedies Said what I mean and I meant it when I said it For now we gotta run it cause they'll be here in a minute But it's ok It's alright It'll be better tomorrow, yeah So For now We live slow Die whenever you're feeling it Die whenever (A)wait death Die whenever (Bey)ond Stars Die whenever Buy a truck! Die whenever Fight cars! Sleep in the daytime come out April and May time in a comfy sweater It would be my pleasure Die whenever Weigh that Die whenever Let go Die whenever Draw blanks Die whenever Pretzel Pull the lever Begin the leasure Your heartbeat's steady and your breath is measured Go to a party Eat a tray of Havarti, then solo dolo party never I'm one handsome grandson
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Your body is a rooster the size of a man A cock of the walk with a coppertone tan eDo your own dance just to see if you lost it Stand by the road. Maybe you’ll cross it? Never do coke. Maybe do it once. In all things honestly. In all things nuance. Kick, punch, block. I got some kind of flow. M I X the mix into the zone. I think that someday I’ll finally get started This track is OK I like this hot garbage I like this hot garbage This shit’s gone viral stay fed on carp and carpal tunnel syndrome. / no carpe diem, waste days, ‘cus life’s dumb. grow out your tum-tum, like a war drum. / stay hot until you die, and, when you die, die young. live the lie, lie young, fake it ‘til you fucked it. / buy a truck, buy the farm, uppercut the bucket. esoteric sojourn of fortune, keep they mouths open. / pull from a deep cut, sippin’ sweet hemoglobin. and, if the sheet’s soaking, maybe wring it out. / and, if you’re feeling viral, cover your damn mouth. … and your nose too. it’s like I told you... / … I’m celestial. so is my whole crew. dense soda jerks need to get their air pumps checked / my man, Angitis, be a pain up in the neck. erect a trash fire in effigy to a hater. / garbage hot enough to burn down the incinerator. I think that someday I’ll finally get started This track is OK I like this hot garbage I like this hot garbage This shit’s gone viral Listen, son, I’ll tell you what ‘Tis a sin to not be hot Pull thy head now from thine ass Upon the masses ye shall crash

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Funded by our glorious and extremely attractive Patreons (join us at Patreon.com/thegrammarclub) we present to you our latest full release offering entitled, "Live Slow. Die Whenever."
Live Slow. Die Whenever. is the result of tireless collaboration between Shael Riley, Beefy, Glenn Case, Ty Guenley, Ailsean, and tanner4105. The internet's most handsome super-group. We hope you enjoy our songs.

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released August 5, 2018

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Shael Riley
Beefy
Glenn Case
Sean "Ailsean" Stone
Ty Guenley
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Album art by Ricky Henry.
Mastered by tanner4105

Special Thanks to MC Lars and Devon Riley.

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