Remember that unicyclist-frog meme "Here Comes Dat Boi"? Well, Ty Guenley wrote a song about it, to celebrate remix.thasauce's 200th One Hour Compo, in 2015. Later, when The Grammar Club was hashing out possible songs to re-jigger and polish up, Ty threw this track, originally titled "Froggy Fresh" into the running; it was picked up by Beefy, who re-contextualized the entire track by adding an intro--you're a genius, Keith.
So, I proposed we change the title, to avoid confusion, floating the inexusably bad suggestion of "Froggy Stale," which Ty countered by proposing "Froggy Refresh"--a much better choice.
And, so the song sat for many weeks, until earlier this week, when Ty and Ailsean spruced it up with some new guitars and an adlib sound pallete for Beefy's intro section.
Tanner, who did us a very crispy master, here, really wanted to get some gospel choirs in at the final bell, but there just wasn't time.
Sorry, my Tan Man. Better luck next time.
Yours always,
-Old SR
lyrics
Necromancer: Welcome to the lair of the necromancer!
Beefy: Hey..
Necromancer: What brings you to my depths?
Beefy: I.. I want to bring someone back!
Necromancer: Ah! A long lost love?
Beefy: uh..
Well
He’s probably not as close as you would expect
But ever since he went away can’t seem to get any rest
Hairs been falling out and to be honest I’m stressed
Not hexed, there’s no way that he deserved to be X'd
Only crime that he committed he was no longer fresh
Excitement filled the street when he roll in on his one wheel
So chill, for a minute he was a big deal
I’m not looking for a zombie or a frankenstein
I’m just hoping you can help out with a friend of mine
So Mr. Necromancer if you could, please bring back that
Rolling, happy, old meme froggy dude
Necromancer: GRANTED
Up inside it's crazy all your friends say
"I don't know what's going on"
Hide your girlfriends, hide your wives
There's a hyla cinerea on your lawn
When the monsoons come
He'll arise and fill his lungs
And go to get it
(Won't counterfeit it)
He's a dapper frog
There's no analog
In the city
Watch him go
Watch him go
Watch him go
Here come dat boi
Shitwaddapshitwaddapshitwaddapshitwaddap
Shit
You can try to lick him he ain't a tree frog
He'd enjoy that kinda like
He'd say stay I got all night to try to teach you
How to ride a unicycle or a frog
When the monsoons come
He'll arise and fill his lungs
And go to get it
(Won't counterfeit it)
He's a dapper frog
There's no analog
In the city
Watch him go
Watch him go
Watch him go
When the monsoons come
He'll arise and fill his lungs
And go to get it
(Won't counterfeit it)
He's a dapper frog
There's no analog
In the city
Watch him go
Watch him go
Watch him go
Here come dat boi
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Couldn't have made "BURNER" without the Nerdcore genre this man started. Love this O.G.'s exasperated take on the modern internet, and hope he hasn't given it up entirely! Laurence Warner
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Beefy is back! This record bangs even harder than Part 1. Beefy is an artist I will buy music from without hesitation. He's a bad ass and kills it every damn time. If you like killer raps, a good sense of humor and awesome songs then this record is for you. GO GET IT NOW. Matt aka Stormageddon