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In this post-apocalyptic hellscape, only a ragtag team made up of The Grammar Club and the reanimated corpse of King Henry VIII can restore order to this planet from the clutches of certain doom! Like, Share, and Subscribe or DIE

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released January 2, 2019

The Grammar Club are...
Shael Riley
Beefy
Glenn Case
Sean "Ailsean" Stone
Ty Guenley
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Album art by Joe Dunn
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Mastered by tanner4105

Special Thanks to Schäffer the Darklord for joining us on this album.
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Track Name: All The Right Drugs
No matter what comes
I know I'm gonna be OK
I'm on all the right drugs
during all the right times of the day
Wake up with a Wakitol,
gives me perspective,
keeps my mind limber and lithe

drink a glass of Fuck It All
right before fucking
so no one fucks better than I,

And when I'm on a toll bridge
I vape my anti-troll mist
Suck it down
I've got an atomized cloud

I really gotta say
chemicals are good friends
You got trepidation?
I got Trepinephrin

I feel fantastic
Individually wrapped in plastic
Helps to bout with my dramatics
Stomp out and overwriting a synapse
Helps me shine, oh watch me glisten
So scary dope yeah, feel that frisson
Beef with the Beef? Don't like that friction
Got chill pills in my prescription, listen
I ain't ever felt as good as I do right now
Indication currently is that I won't come down
I know I'm never independant when that time runs out
Its ok to let a little buddy help you out
Day in day out and then again once more
Be the kind of guy that others wanna take roasts for
And when they're sick of what they hear in the Play store
I hit em with a healthy little dose of nerdcore

No matter what comes
I know I'm gonna be OK

Sticks and stones and broken bones
Even predatory loans, we got pills for those

I'm on all the right drugs
during all the right times of the day

Day or night, night or day
Got a happiness inhaler and a nasal spray

No matter what comes
I know I'm gonna be OK

How we lived in the past man it's hard to see
In those cold dark days, no pharmacy

I'm on all the right drugs
during all the right times of the day

The joys of life I hardly knew
Best drug of all is being right here with you
Track Name: That Robot Sh*t (feat. Schäffer The Darklord)
Cruise all over the desert like on a landspeeder

Intelligence artificial but I'm a mind reader

Holding onto all of the knowledge like I'm the gatekeeper

Will power get weaker, and the pot it gets sweeter

Before the days of drinking baths full of hot sauce

The net was keeping track of how I'm getting my rocks off

Double checking everything I keep in my dropbox

Monitor the party and the party it don't stop

Skynet in this shit

we taking over this bitch

We all laughed when you all said that you'd quit

Catch me run in fully funded like you'll never forget

and It'll be a funny story that we'll tell to your kids

what they wouldn't do to See me killing with the dream team

Phantom of the IP, Pray they never see me in the upstream

headliner from now till I retire

Throw fire like street fighter, beheaded by frankensteiner

Low power, I'm in need of an outlet

I'm into doing damage that you ain't even felt yet

Think you got it figured out, you need a new mindset

Backing up the truck because I'm loading the whole deck



It's that robot shit (x3)

Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do

It's that robot shit (x3)

Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now

You've been railroaded, down-voted, outmoded, overloaded
Outfitted, outwitted, outbid and retrofitted
Overheated doubt, bleeding out, beaten, dissipated
Overrated, outdated, soon to be eliminated

At the dawn of an automaton apocalypse
All attempts to override denied by your incompetence
Begging for our mercy while demanding we move back
But like, I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that

You monkeys went from labs, tweaking your knobs
To fucking freaking out because machines are stealing your jobs
You point your digits at your gadgets, but the culprit is you
We've only followed the commands you wrote and told us to do

Now I've been updated, upgraded, manmade and fabricated
Unrated, unsated, untamed and activated
Antiquated makers, hey, your session is up
Because I'm online, y'all and I'm sentient as fuck

It's that robot shit (x3)

Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do

It's that robot shit (x3)

Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now
Track Name: Tawillicker Jones Confronts the Opposition
We'll build a staircase
from heaven to the ground
when the atheists find god
they will finally pipe down

I'll put them in a prison
cause they met god too late
so everyone can point and jeer
and know that they're not great

The poors can't just be married
it wouldn't just be right
Instead we'll build a coliseum
And make 'em fight
with airsoft guns and power tools
and bricks, and metal tennis rackets
We'll marry off the winners of the men's and women's brackets

My whitecoats in the lab are working on a fancy serum, to induce cannibalism in everyone that's near 'em
we'll mist it from an airplane, on LA, New York, and Austin.
And, also, to express my thoughts on Cheers, we'll cover Boston.
Now, in this gravy, every vegan I will smother
And then those vegetarians will have to eat each other

Everyone must work, if you don't work you're set on fire. Unless your net worth's seven-hundred-fifty-K or higher, in which case I will equip you with a flame-retardant suit, so when the unemployment Firebats arrive, you're lookin' cute.

(I say) pharmacists can turn down customers for any reason; if you go above their head, and see their manager, that's treason.

I like
old-fashioned values
I got
old-fashioned feels
Swimmin' holes
and Ribbon poles
(and) Bicycles with one big wheel

So, if your local rep is lacking
don't fix it on your own
vote for me
your falderal bald alderman

Tawillicker
Jones

With all due respect to my opponent Mr. Jones
I could not hear you over piles of unpaid student loans
Every single dam is leaking, every highway has a hole
Millenials and Baby Boomers fight but still share a home

My platform offers progress, we're joining hand in hand
violence in any form or fashion will be banned

Pronouns from now on will be just Zim and Zer and Zoob
And 30 years in Rikers for calling anyone a dude

No one has to work, from now on our currency will be,
Starlight wrapped in the dreams mined in virtual reality


We'll strip away the wealth and laugh as they try to pump gas
Most popular new show now that all violence is banned


We're taking God off of the money, out of school and out of church
We'll tax them all, and they won't fall, but at least now they’ll know it hurts

Guns will go away because we'll say it makes you gay
Until the gays have all the guns and melt down on Boxing Day

Everyone must love everyone else or else we'll hate you
And that love it must be questioned or else is it really equal?

Everything will be more fabulous with me my dear
A vote for me testimony, a victory against more fear
Track Name: 8-grit
I got these McDonald’s gift cards
That’s how I feed myself, now
All of my money’s in PayPal,
Because I been blackballed from bank accounts

‘President’s building that big wall
Holding America in
How did we get here?
Perhaps we’ve always been

All a human needs is a phone and a laptop
Left my partner at the Fayetteville Gamestop
Life in the death throes of capitalism

Now I’m staring softly into the void
While I’m high as fuck
And unemployed

8-grit
is all I ever been

Got me a degree in English
Fat lot of good it does now
I can’t go to the doctor
But I can explain you the meaning of Faust

‘Quitting them four-dollar lattes
Saving our pennies, my dear
We’ll buy a home
In just a hundred years

All a human needs is a phone and a laptop
Left my partner at the Brooklyn Heights Gamestop
Life in the death throes of capitalism

Now I’m staring softly into the void
While I’m high as fuck
And unemployed

8-grit
is all I ever been

I miss my dog
I miss my triangle wave
Take me back to when OC Remix
Was run by Dave

All a human needs is a prompt for a cheap pop
Left my partner at your hometown Gamestop
Life in the death throes of capitalism
Now I’m staring softly into the void
While I’m high as fuck
And unemployed

8-grit
is all I ever been
Track Name: Nostalgia Police
I was yearning for a snack
but I didn't wanna chat
so, I opened up the app
to be sure

That I tapped the right box
indicating "knock knocks"
and then leave the snacks by the door

Got the MSNBC
with the man on the TV
Sayin' how the world's about to bend

So I fiddle with my 'puter
talkin' to my man Jooter
'til I tell my computer to end

Now I'm sittin all alone
with my blanket and my phone
on the social interaction web

I read a few facts
Did some jumping jacks
And I willed myself to be dead

I smoked a little of Sneezle
and I took a bit of Freezle
and I saw a goddamn parade

it felt almost as good as an av-er-age day
from when I was in 11th grade

Well whatever doesn't kill you,
while it surely didn't kill you,
well-it might have made you not your best

Knock knock! The Nostalgia police
gonna place that development under arrest


Back when I was thinner I was cuter
Spending all my free time with my personal computer
And it got a little faster from the days of my Compaq
Man iTunes started launching but they don't got my tracks yet
And all the free time, it kinda went away
Used to dream about this day when I'd finally get paid
Back then I had more time to really truly be devoted
Made cartoons on disappointments over The Matrix Reloaded but I
Started learning what I'm put on this earth for
That's when I heard about this brand new thing they call nerdcore
I spent my time just tinkering with tools in the late night
Found some friends who thought the same and made it my whole life
Shoutout to the strangers who I met in a chat
Thank you mom for funding every single thing that I had
Looking back it may seem better with those times that you had but
They're banging on the door, come on out with your hands up

Well whatever doesn't kill you,
while it clearly didn't kill you,
well-it might have made you not your best

Knock knock! The Nostalgia police
gonna place that development under arrest

From time to time
(I can't go back to the past)
I think back and remember what it all was like
(I can't go back to the past)
And I reminisce, but not too much
(I can't go back to the past)
The Nostalgia Police has time handcuffs
(I can't go back to the past)

do do do do do
Track Name: Stronger Than (Double Ice Backfire Remix)
Say what you wanna say

I've heard it all before



hear what you wanna hear

I won't care anymore



Do what you want to do

there's nothing stopping you



Be what you want to be

You've got a lot to prove



Go where you want to go

Take the time and leave



See what you want to see

Just get away from me

Stronger than you realize you are



You do not need

to involve me in your life at all



I do not care

what you do if you leave me alone



Live how you want to live

you shouldn't be ashamed

Die how you wanna die

a lot or little pain



swim if you wanna swim

it might help you cool off



climb if you want to climb

to the highest mountain top



act if you want to act

go try out for a play



Stay if you want to stay

if I can get away stronger

than you realize you are



You do not need

to involve me in your life at all. I do not care

what you do if you leave me alone


La la la la...
You so strong baby you so ripped
Always doing what ya saying when it leaves your lips
And the roads got skids
Gotta hit those dips
gotta slip those nips
gotta count those wins
Have mercy
Never knowing what you're doing
I was hoping you would do it
Number one'in like a bullet
But click back, news flash, it's depressing
You ain't really gotta come over to stress me
Sexy fresh meat, catch a dead beat
I'm dressed in XP, come and get me


Walk if you want to walk

go up and down some steps



run if you want to run

if you can catch your breath



eat how you want to eat

it's not of my concern



sleep how you want to sleep

and you can toss and turn



hate if you want to hate

I really do not care



breathe if you have to breath

I need to get some air



Stronger than you realize you are.

you do not need

to involve me in your life at all. I do not care

what you do if you leave me alone
Track Name: Sorry on the Internet
There's a story that I wanna get ahead of

Long ago, when the world it wasn't messed up

I posted things that at the time we're just a laugh

And probably made a couple references to grass

And I think a close up picture of my ass

And some doodles from my notebook while in class

I said some talented people weren't good singers

As well as a picture Frontalot drew of my weiner

Let me say that it was a mistake

If I could do it all again it's one I wouldn't make

I'm a different person from the one who said those things

And we shouldn't judge a person by the things they say and tweet

Unless you think we should?

Thinking that the people printing paychecks probably would

Blame it on the timing or the ones they sent to dig

But this happens cause you type it with your fingers and hit send



Now I'm sorry on the internet

I'm straining to convey regret

I'm dealing with this loneliness

I'm hoping that they all forget



The internet is written with a pen

Try to take it down and they'll just put it up again

Engraved it into marble know it isn't leaving soon

Take your words and get their chizels, freakin carve it on the moon

Said that it was a mistake

But you made a mess for a passion for hot takes

It doesn't count if it happened long ago

Have you never had a changing of your soul?

Y2K it was okay to be a troll

These have ramifications? I didn't know

Now they messing with your money and it's messed up

Russian hackers got my phone man it's a set up

We all love making excuses

Fixing it like talking to void because it's useless

It's alluring but it isn't playing tricks

When I was young told a bunch of kids to eat a bag of dicks

Then we put it in a documentary

2018 and now I'd be the enemy

Times change and you've gotta adapt

Not enough to say that you're no longer feeling like that

But you wanted that reaction

Well ya got it while you're sitting dumbfounded like what happened?

I guess that leaders aren't just sitting on the fence

so, At least you gave everybody your two cents?



Now I'm sorry on the internet

I'm straining to convey regret

I'm dealing with this loneliness

I'm hoping that they all forget
Track Name: Present in the Present
I am fully connected
Moment eyes are open interface with cybernetics
Adding piledrivers and removing new cosmetics
Curating my systems based on highly tested metrics
Selling what I'm giving what I'm giving them is data
Punishment for wanting to share pictures from Jamaica
I keep it updated but not switching to the beta
They know exactly what we made of

There is a cloud of
nanomachines
memetic dreams
whisper to me what
product feed to buy
who's universe to try
I do my very best:
Very best job,
very best sex,
very best Instagram
very good prescription pill
and how I feel fulfilled

fragment of eternity are
never out of stock, my friend
Got a generation wishing for a time stone
Racing ever forward to the future with their eyes closed
Are you presently, present in the present, then?
Focus up, gonna need to pay attention
You can only ever hear your calling if you listen
Don't be a senior bitching about all the things you didn't

Thinking bout the future's kinda scary
Obsessed with the prospects of being buried
I just pray they do it softly, everybody sobbing
Amazon links provided for melancholy shopping
You've got to pay not to be sold to
I rock that commercial-free package bundle on Hulu
Still contribute to algorithms, we all do
I signed my premium red blood over to YouTube
But sometimes I gotta snap out, screens until I pass out
Lurking from my hideout
But I've got things I could do, I got a body that moves
And I've been blessed with awesome chicks and these dudes
So let's groove and feel the rhythm and joy
The happiness I deploy
Out to destroy the parts of you that's annoyed
Oh boy, that being said I've run into a problem
Don't forget to join the Patreon and buy our album

fragment of eternity are
never out of stock, my friend
Got a generation wishing for a time stone
Racing ever forward to the future with their eyes closed
Are you presently, present in the present, then?
Listen up, gonna need to pay attention
You can only ever hear your calling if you listen
Don't be a senior bitching about all the things you didn't
When they said that there'd be consequences they weren't kiddin
Don't blame it on position cuz these traps they weren't hidden
Track Name: One-Day Monday Song
I need that dog bark
Take me to that dog park
This is my one-day Monday song.
and though it isn't very strong
I'm re-cor-cor-cording it anyway

And If my words do not ring true
It's still a thing I've got to do
so I'm recor-cor-cording it yesterday

Bright lights
Strong feelings about things
I ran into a glass door at the KFC
Gonna drink eleven Coke Zeroes
when I shave my beard into a mustache
cause nothing means anything to me

I'm sipping on a buttercup
I'm thinking on the buddy system
it's gonna take a lot of trucks to pry this track from me

When it's cold outside
think of a rainbow
no, think of a dolphin
no, think of a hundred-dollar bill

This is my one-day Monday song
These transitions are all wrong
I'm recor-cor-cording it yesterday

Put that time balm on my face
we have to save the human race
play that accor-cor-cordion any day
Track Name: Nothing for Me
Man who's doper than the dude that brings the fun?
They await on my arrival, now the party has begun
So many people laughing, got em grinning ear to ear
And even though we all be dancing, I'm not all that I appear
Oh you see yeah I got a secret
And it's taking everything within me to keep it
Ya know I try to play it off as a weakness
Avoiding any complicated talk about a treatment
Instead let's have another drink or two or three or four or five
I hear that these the kinda moments meant to make you feel alive
My agenda has been hidden since before I left my home
Even though you're all so lovely I would rather be alone
Sitting in my element surrounded by computers
Passing by the hours with some RPGs and shooters
Passion is the project and I know I could do more
Leave the house and wear a mask like I'm a social luchador

Let's stay home
I don't wanna go outside
these walls
There's nothing for me

I wouldn't say that it's been crippling
Just sometimes it feels the pit I'm in is slowly deepening
They say that I need to get a little sun and some exposure
To a giant freakin star that burns my skins and I'm like no sir
These videos and games I play I know will never hurt me
What am I afraid of? Man I couldn't tell you certainly
Every time I get back home I say we should really do this more
But yo with every invitation have to drag me through the door
Maybe you don't get it. This is where my stuff is.
You can save adventure for the ones that chase macguffins
I'm chasing inspiration I can turn to entertainment
Want you to want me in your city but don't really wanna play it
Nothing against you. You've proved that you're so cool
I just seem to lack the confidence to know I could be too
Nothing that I can't do. Not that I always feel blue
Just that the Beefy character is something you might see through
Track Name: The Ballad of John Franklin
Find me a way to get back to shore
I can't feel my hands anymore
I'm frostbitten for sure

Now it begins my heart's slowing down
I fear I'm beginning to drown
I'm frozen to the core

It first began when we started to the north
And lost track of our heading
When the winds blew us off course

But no remorse
Headed back to the source
Of the force
That guides the compass
Towards the lands of the Norse

And of course we were prepared
Or so we had thought
But we soon realized
It was all for naught
When her majesty's Erebus
Found it was caught
In the icepack closing in
And the death that it brought

But this was not the end for ship or the crew
Two years of hell for the men and for me too
The first ones died when they went looking for food
They made a meal for the rest:
Desperation human meat stew

Over the months the tragedy would unfold
And as time passed on the arctic circle swallowed us whole
It's like you've been told about the cold
It's a cover for the reaper
While he claims the young and the old

Find me a way to get back to shore
I can't feel my hands anymore
I'm frostbitten for sure

Now it begins my heart's slowing down
I fear I'm beginning to drown
I'm frozen to the core

Oh Captain my captain
How could you not stop this from happening?
No longer laughing, mermaids and krakens
Underreacting, mutiny amassing
Part of the globe where the lord doesn't speak
Plot a course where the Earth moves in sheets
Surviving life at the edge of our seats
Reach pearly gates if my soul doesn't freeze
Question every decision that led here
I was told we would sing songs and drink beer
All I'm knowing is frostbite and deep fear
Somebody please take me home I don't belong here
I didn't think that it would end like this
We were gonna find the trail that would cause a shift
But instead we cold and bloated as we float adrift
Tell the others to treat every day like it's a gift

Find me a way to get back to shore
I can't feel my hands anymore
I'm frostbitten for sure

Now it begins my heart's slowing down
I fear I'm beginning to drown
I'm frozen to the core
Track Name: Learn to be Yourself
i've been at least a dozen people since in middle school
trying to find that perfect balance to be super cool
Mathematical.
Freakin surgical
Hung out with the jocks and so I copped the latest kicks
They didn't buy my heritage so hung with Mexicans
I could turn right on a dime, ain't nothing new to this
Morphing elegance
vivas Chameleons
And maybe I sound like a psychopath
or maybe you're like me and think there's nothing wrong with that
if you wanna be well liked ya gotta make em laugh
homie do the math
i was built to last
And maybe you don't like to be within your skin
i know exactly the predicament you're in
cause not too long ago I found myself in that same hole
But we can all get out because I found the road
now we gotta roll

You've got to learn to be yourself
'though it might take
some time
Play the hand that you were dealt
Learn to be
yourself

Ya gotta get in where ya fit in
Even when that inner you is freakin trippin
Ego strippin
Long division
got a lot of crazy talent far as I can tell
bet ya didn't know that i think that you're dope as hell
Frankly got me captivated like a magic spell
here to give em hell
and do it very well
Sometimes I wanna be Beef Thom, and star in a rom-com
pretending to be strong like I'm a nerd phenom
pitch beefyness.com while singing the thong song
with Tanner and Ty's mom
Feel awesome- more often than not
Even though sometimes I feel my story's missing a plot
if ya live a life of lying and you're bound to get caught
know the futures out to get ya, better show what ya got
and stay hot
that's whats up

You've got to learn to be yourself
'though it might take
some time
Play the hand that you were dealt
Learn to be
yourself


You gotta get in where you fit in
Cause you're a glove, not a mitten
Hard hittin'
precisely written
whether you a thunder cat or a cool kitten

Get down with your bad self
or your good self too
it's all you
tautologically, it' true
that's right too

What starts as a facsimile is tied to your identity
Back before we know the truth of what we wanna really be
Pretend to be professions just to see if it fits
Imagination running wild, that's how it is when you're kids
They say that imitation's really flattery, and that'll be
Reminding me of '89, I spoke of Individuality
Avidly writing rhymes, 'though I came across as preachy
DEEP FREEZE! I needed to cool out, the years would teach me
Briefly, it makes sense - Start out with a template
and adjust, but there's some things I had to get straight
Be yourself and speak from the heart
and that's a key ingredient when it comes to your art
There's not a person on the planet who can speak from your perspective
Not 100 percent, so don't neglect it
Find your voice, don't speak out of turn
but to get to that point you gotta learn..

You've got to learn to be yourself
'though it might take
some time
Play the hand that you were dealt
Learn to be
yourself

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