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Crashing Cars and Awarding Stars

from MC Horse Rides Again! by The Grammar Club

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Crashing cars. Awarding stars.
You took the test and then you passed it
straight into a casket. Cars

Can go so far. You hit the bar
and then surpassed it.
Crashing car. Awarding stars.

Crashing cars, awarding stars
We are hardly scarred cause the cars are hard
Only thin drivers, we bar Babar
But I will leave a car burning like Charizard
It's party time, we don't got no Heinekens at all
We just got a bunch of cars, gonna drive em into walls
Ungh, I'm a horse bitch, giant are my balls
While you're a shook pussy hella hiding in the stall
Come on out, strap yourself in
We're bout to crash these cars and crash em again
Just wreck rides as fast as you can
It's a car crash race and the first to ten wins
Get a speed high then crash like you're a user
If you think it's a hard drive, crash like a computer
That was a dope crash! Who was in the car?
Oh, it was you? Well then you will get a star

Barnyard flowing, check out Beefy with his horses
About to smash his Taurus with dense kinetic forces
Check out all your sources and study for your courses
Before ya find yourself with a bad a case of rigor mortise
My stars are always showing cause I'm never ever boring
Pour while I'm recording, but I’m sober in the morning
Wrapped around a flagpole, thinking I'm an asshole
Ya see the stars because of what I put inside the punch bowl
Now your faded and your jaded bout my skills on the track
Poor and dumb enough to know that I ain't talking bout rap
I go a thousand-miles-an-hour and I only turn left
By 500th lap, you will give me respect
And when I smash and I crash then you all yell Wooo!
Got a shell in the chamber and it's just called Blue
Come from behind that's just how I do
Long talk with your girl, she'll like, "yeah, that’s true"

Don't be a pussy, get up the nerve
I mean, accidents happen, you're just ahead of the curve
My brother it's the same lesson that Edison learned
If you don't try new things then you will never get birds
Full throttle, pedal to the metal
With a crash so loud it'd leave an elephant disheveled
That's irrelevant though, and yo, hella you go
Into hell, now there ain't room in hell anymo
Gun it, you're good from here hood, spin the Goodyear
Leave pigs wondering "why is there a hood here?"
Chug a good beer and kill yourself
In your vehicle, from San Fran to Philadelphia
Use a Ford, Chevy or a Kia
Do it for the fame and the fly senoritas
Do it for the divas, do the cheeba cheeba
Cause so many accidents, Obama's calling FEMA

Just crash your car. You’re a star. You’re a winner, baby.
Crash crash the car. Crash it into a wall.
Just crash your car. Get a start. You’re a sinner, baby.

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from MC Horse Rides Again!, released December 25, 2010
Production by Ty Guenley
Guest vocals by MC Horse

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Album art by Ricky Henry and Joe Dunn

Additional site art by Art League Houston

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