Put your hands in the air when I tell you to put them up./ Better them hands in the air when I tell you to put them up./ You put your hands in the air when I tell you to put them up./ You put your..../ In the..../ When I..../ You put the..../ Uh. /Running in the deep snow and/ you gotta keep/ going./ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh/ [uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh]/ [uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh]/ Get that balloon growing.

Hi, how are ya doin? I am Beefy. I'm a lunatic/ I'll make depression and sadness disappear like it's a magic trick and/ Hey baby, do ya wanna go with me?/ On this balloon flight, we'll see all ya wanna see/ And I foresee an event, it's you and me gettin bent/ And conning ivy league chumps into paying our rent/ So yeah, it's me and you, you and me, we is us/ Spend a month on the bus just for you, you can trust/ And I'm feeling happy from this higher elevation/ See me lampin' posted right here at this emulation station/ Gathering respect knucks, askin' yall what's the happy-haps?
I see ya stressing, pulling hairs out, but baby just please relax/ And I drive real slow, I look real mean/ [And I drive real slow; I look real mean.]/
Me and Cynthia, the nerd transport machine/ [Me and Cynthia: the nerd transport machine.]/ And I got Playstation so we all stay fly/ [And I got PlayStation, so we all stay fly.]/ And play my song when you are strippin' at the club tonight

They call it courage, wisdom, power/ I've been sour all this hour/ Cause I gotta tell my friends to say what's up/ And nothing makes ya feel more worthless/ Emo, and lifeless yo/ Catch me doing mic checks/ Asking, "Do ya like this?"/ Well let me see ya crouch, crouch forward, walk a little, then punch/ Serving all these kids hadokens for lunch/ And I mean like three square meals daily/ Ya hanging from the railing/ It's sad to see ya dangling, failing/ Balloons in the air, it puts a smile on my face/ You're like a lady in my bedroom, you're so easy to replace/ I got these notches on my belt and on my night stand/ Tina, Tracy, and Joanne, I loved em in a minivan/ Lauri was a sports fan, and Sumi grew up in Japan/ These mothers tell their daughters that Beefy is such a nice man/ I'm blowing up monotony with a sledgehammer and a wink/ Yo take me away from this place like the pink mutant known as Blink