No matter what comes I know I'm gonna be OK I'm on all the right drugs during all the right times of the day Wake up with a Wakitol, gives me perspective, keeps my mind limber and lithe drink a glass of Fuck It All right before fucking so no one fucks better than I, And when I'm on a toll bridge I vape my anti-troll mist Suck it down I've got an atomized cloud I really gotta say chemicals are good friends You got trepidation? I got Trepinephrin I feel fantastic Individually wrapped in plastic Helps to bout with my dramatics Stomp out and overwriting a synapse Helps me shine, oh watch me glisten So scary dope yeah, feel that frisson Beef with the Beef? Don't like that friction Got chill pills in my prescription, listen I ain't ever felt as good as I do right now Indication currently is that I won't come down I know I'm never independant when that time runs out Its ok to let a little buddy help you out Day in day out and then again once more Be the kind of guy that others wanna take roasts for And when they're sick of what they hear in the Play store I hit em with a healthy little dose of nerdcore No matter what comes I know I'm gonna be OK Sticks and stones and broken bones Even predatory loans, we got pills for those I'm on all the right drugs during all the right times of the day Day or night, night or day Got a happiness inhaler and a nasal spray No matter what comes I know I'm gonna be OK How we lived in the past man it's hard to see In those cold dark days, no pharmacy I'm on all the right drugs during all the right times of the day The joys of life I hardly knew Best drug of all is being right here with you

Cruise all over the desert like on a landspeeder Intelligence artificial but I'm a mind reader Holding onto all of the knowledge like I'm the gatekeeper Will power get weaker, and the pot it gets sweeter Before the days of drinking baths full of hot sauce The net was keeping track of how I'm getting my rocks off Double checking everything I keep in my dropbox Monitor the party and the party it don't stop Skynet in this shit we taking over this bitch We all laughed when you all said that you'd quit Catch me run in fully funded like you'll never forget and It'll be a funny story that we'll tell to your kids what they wouldn't do to See me killing with the dream team Phantom of the IP, Pray they never see me in the upstream headliner from now till I retire Throw fire like street fighter, beheaded by frankensteiner Low power, I'm in need of an outlet I'm into doing damage that you ain't even felt yet Think you got it figured out, you need a new mindset Backing up the truck because I'm loading the whole deck It's that robot shit (x3) Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do It's that robot shit (x3) Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now You've been railroaded, down-voted, outmoded, overloaded Outfitted, outwitted, outbid and retrofitted Overheated doubt, bleeding out, beaten, dissipated Overrated, outdated, soon to be eliminated At the dawn of an automaton apocalypse All attempts to override denied by your incompetence Begging for our mercy while demanding we move back But like, I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that You monkeys went from labs, tweaking your knobs To fucking freaking out because machines are stealing your jobs You point your digits at your gadgets, but the culprit is you We've only followed the commands you wrote and told us to do Now I've been updated, upgraded, manmade and fabricated Unrated, unsated, untamed and activated Antiquated makers, hey, your session is up Because I'm online, y'all and I'm sentient as fuck It's that robot shit (x3) Bleeps and bloops, we got stuff to do It's that robot shit (x3) Little bit of danger so we got a terminator now

We'll build a staircase from heaven to the ground when the atheists find god they will finally pipe down I'll put them in a prison cause they met god too late so everyone can point and jeer and know that they're not great The poors can't just be married it wouldn't just be right Instead we'll build a coliseum And make 'em fight with airsoft guns and power tools and bricks, and metal tennis rackets We'll marry off the winners of the men's and women's brackets My whitecoats in the lab are working on a fancy serum, to induce cannibalism in everyone that's near 'em we'll mist it from an airplane, on LA, New York, and Austin. And, also, to express my thoughts on Cheers, we'll cover Boston. Now, in this gravy, every vegan I will smother And then those vegetarians will have to eat each other Everyone must work, if you don't work you're set on fire. Unless your net worth's seven-hundred-fifty-K or higher, in which case I will equip you with a flame-retardant suit, so when the unemployment Firebats arrive, you're lookin' cute. (I say) pharmacists can turn down customers for any reason; if you go above their head, and see their manager, that's treason. I like old-fashioned values I got old-fashioned feels Swimmin' holes and Ribbon poles (and) Bicycles with one big wheel So, if your local rep is lacking don't fix it on your own vote for me your falderal bald alderman Tawillicker Jones With all due respect to my opponent Mr. Jones I could not hear you over piles of unpaid student loans Every single dam is leaking, every highway has a hole Millenials and Baby Boomers fight but still share a home My platform offers progress, we're joining hand in hand violence in any form or fashion will be banned Pronouns from now on will be just Zim and Zer and Zoob And 30 years in Rikers for calling anyone a dude No one has to work, from now on our currency will be, Starlight wrapped in the dreams mined in virtual reality We'll strip away the wealth and laugh as they try to pump gas Most popular new show now that all violence is banned We're taking God off of the money, out of school and out of church We'll tax them all, and they won't fall, but at least now they’ll know it hurts Guns will go away because we'll say it makes you gay Until the gays have all the guns and melt down on Boxing Day Everyone must love everyone else or else we'll hate you And that love it must be questioned or else is it really equal? Everything will be more fabulous with me my dear A vote for me testimony, a victory against more fear

I got these McDonald’s gift cards That’s how I feed myself, now All of my money’s in PayPal, Because I been blackballed from bank accounts ‘President’s building that big wall Holding America in How did we get here? Perhaps we’ve always been All a human needs is a phone and a laptop Left my partner at the Fayetteville Gamestop Life in the death throes of capitalism Now I’m staring softly into the void While I’m high as fuck And unemployed 8-grit is all I ever been Got me a degree in English Fat lot of good it does now I can’t go to the doctor But I can explain you the meaning of Faust ‘Quitting them four-dollar lattes Saving our pennies, my dear We’ll buy a home In just a hundred years All a human needs is a phone and a laptop Left my partner at the Brooklyn Heights Gamestop Life in the death throes of capitalism Now I’m staring softly into the void While I’m high as fuck And unemployed 8-grit is all I ever been I miss my dog I miss my triangle wave Take me back to when OC Remix Was run by Dave All a human needs is a prompt for a cheap pop Left my partner at your hometown Gamestop Life in the death throes of capitalism Now I’m staring softly into the void While I’m high as fuck And unemployed 8-grit is all I ever been

I was yearning for a snack but I didn't wanna chat so, I opened up the app to be sure That I tapped the right box indicating "knock knocks" and then leave the snacks by the door Got the MSNBC with the man on the TV Sayin' how the world's about to bend So I fiddle with my 'puter talkin' to my man Jooter 'til I tell my computer to end Now I'm sittin all alone with my blanket and my phone on the social interaction web I read a few facts Did some jumping jacks And I willed myself to be dead I smoked a little of Sneezle and I took a bit of Freezle and I saw a goddamn parade it felt almost as good as an av-er-age day from when I was in 11th grade Well whatever doesn't kill you, while it surely didn't kill you, well-it might have made you not your best Knock knock! The Nostalgia police gonna place that development under arrest Back when I was thinner I was cuter Spending all my free time with my personal computer And it got a little faster from the days of my Compaq Man iTunes started launching but they don't got my tracks yet And all the free time, it kinda went away Used to dream about this day when I'd finally get paid Back then I had more time to really truly be devoted Made cartoons on disappointments over The Matrix Reloaded but I Started learning what I'm put on this earth for That's when I heard about this brand new thing they call nerdcore I spent my time just tinkering with tools in the late night Found some friends who thought the same and made it my whole life Shoutout to the strangers who I met in a chat Thank you mom for funding every single thing that I had Looking back it may seem better with those times that you had but They're banging on the door, come on out with your hands up Well whatever doesn't kill you, while it clearly didn't kill you, well-it might have made you not your best Knock knock! The Nostalgia police gonna place that development under arrest From time to time (I can't go back to the past) I think back and remember what it all was like (I can't go back to the past) And I reminisce, but not too much (I can't go back to the past) The Nostalgia Police has time handcuffs (I can't go back to the past) do do do do do

Say what you wanna say I've heard it all before hear what you wanna hear I won't care anymore Do what you want to do there's nothing stopping you Be what you want to be You've got a lot to prove Go where you want to go Take the time and leave See what you want to see Just get away from me Stronger than you realize you are You do not need to involve me in your life at all I do not care what you do if you leave me alone Live how you want to live you shouldn't be ashamed Die how you wanna die a lot or little pain swim if you wanna swim it might help you cool off climb if you want to climb to the highest mountain top act if you want to act go try out for a play Stay if you want to stay if I can get away stronger than you realize you are You do not need to involve me in your life at all. I do not care what you do if you leave me alone La la la la... You so strong baby you so ripped Always doing what ya saying when it leaves your lips And the roads got skids Gotta hit those dips gotta slip those nips gotta count those wins Have mercy Never knowing what you're doing I was hoping you would do it Number one'in like a bullet But click back, news flash, it's depressing You ain't really gotta come over to stress me Sexy fresh meat, catch a dead beat I'm dressed in XP, come and get me Walk if you want to walk go up and down some steps run if you want to run if you can catch your breath eat how you want to eat it's not of my concern sleep how you want to sleep and you can toss and turn hate if you want to hate I really do not care breathe if you have to breath I need to get some air Stronger than you realize you are. you do not need to involve me in your life at all. I do not care what you do if you leave me alone

There's a story that I wanna get ahead of Long ago, when the world it wasn't messed up I posted things that at the time we're just a laugh And probably made a couple references to grass And I think a close up picture of my ass And some doodles from my notebook while in class I said some talented people weren't good singers As well as a picture Frontalot drew of my weiner Let me say that it was a mistake If I could do it all again it's one I wouldn't make I'm a different person from the one who said those things And we shouldn't judge a person by the things they say and tweet Unless you think we should? Thinking that the people printing paychecks probably would Blame it on the timing or the ones they sent to dig But this happens cause you type it with your fingers and hit send Now I'm sorry on the internet I'm straining to convey regret I'm dealing with this loneliness I'm hoping that they all forget The internet is written with a pen Try to take it down and they'll just put it up again Engraved it into marble know it isn't leaving soon Take your words and get their chizels, freakin carve it on the moon Said that it was a mistake But you made a mess for a passion for hot takes It doesn't count if it happened long ago Have you never had a changing of your soul? Y2K it was okay to be a troll These have ramifications? I didn't know Now they messing with your money and it's messed up Russian hackers got my phone man it's a set up We all love making excuses Fixing it like talking to void because it's useless It's alluring but it isn't playing tricks When I was young told a bunch of kids to eat a bag of dicks Then we put it in a documentary 2018 and now I'd be the enemy Times change and you've gotta adapt Not enough to say that you're no longer feeling like that But you wanted that reaction Well ya got it while you're sitting dumbfounded like what happened? I guess that leaders aren't just sitting on the fence so, At least you gave everybody your two cents? Now I'm sorry on the internet I'm straining to convey regret I'm dealing with this loneliness I'm hoping that they all forget

I am fully connected Moment eyes are open interface with cybernetics Adding piledrivers and removing new cosmetics Curating my systems based on highly tested metrics Selling what I'm giving what I'm giving them is data Punishment for wanting to share pictures from Jamaica I keep it updated but not switching to the beta They know exactly what we made of There is a cloud of nanomachines memetic dreams whisper to me what product feed to buy who's universe to try I do my very best: Very best job, very best sex, very best Instagram very good prescription pill and how I feel fulfilled fragment of eternity are never out of stock, my friend Got a generation wishing for a time stone Racing ever forward to the future with their eyes closed Are you presently, present in the present, then? Focus up, gonna need to pay attention You can only ever hear your calling if you listen Don't be a senior bitching about all the things you didn't Thinking bout the future's kinda scary Obsessed with the prospects of being buried I just pray they do it softly, everybody sobbing Amazon links provided for melancholy shopping You've got to pay not to be sold to I rock that commercial-free package bundle on Hulu Still contribute to algorithms, we all do I signed my premium red blood over to YouTube But sometimes I gotta snap out, screens until I pass out Lurking from my hideout But I've got things I could do, I got a body that moves And I've been blessed with awesome chicks and these dudes So let's groove and feel the rhythm and joy The happiness I deploy Out to destroy the parts of you that's annoyed Oh boy, that being said I've run into a problem Don't forget to join the Patreon and buy our album fragment of eternity are never out of stock, my friend Got a generation wishing for a time stone Racing ever forward to the future with their eyes closed Are you presently, present in the present, then? Listen up, gonna need to pay attention You can only ever hear your calling if you listen Don't be a senior bitching about all the things you didn't When they said that there'd be consequences they weren't kiddin Don't blame it on position cuz these traps they weren't hidden

I need that dog bark Take me to that dog park This is my one-day Monday song. and though it isn't very strong I'm re-cor-cor-cording it anyway And If my words do not ring true It's still a thing I've got to do so I'm recor-cor-cording it yesterday Bright lights Strong feelings about things I ran into a glass door at the KFC Gonna drink eleven Coke Zeroes when I shave my beard into a mustache cause nothing means anything to me I'm sipping on a buttercup I'm thinking on the buddy system it's gonna take a lot of trucks to pry this track from me When it's cold outside think of a rainbow no, think of a dolphin no, think of a hundred-dollar bill This is my one-day Monday song These transitions are all wrong I'm recor-cor-cording it yesterday Put that time balm on my face we have to save the human race play that accor-cor-cordion any day

Man who's doper than the dude that brings the fun? They await on my arrival, now the party has begun So many people laughing, got em grinning ear to ear And even though we all be dancing, I'm not all that I appear Oh you see yeah I got a secret And it's taking everything within me to keep it Ya know I try to play it off as a weakness Avoiding any complicated talk about a treatment Instead let's have another drink or two or three or four or five I hear that these the kinda moments meant to make you feel alive My agenda has been hidden since before I left my home Even though you're all so lovely I would rather be alone Sitting in my element surrounded by computers Passing by the hours with some RPGs and shooters Passion is the project and I know I could do more Leave the house and wear a mask like I'm a social luchador Let's stay home I don't wanna go outside these walls There's nothing for me I wouldn't say that it's been crippling Just sometimes it feels the pit I'm in is slowly deepening They say that I need to get a little sun and some exposure To a giant freakin star that burns my skins and I'm like no sir These videos and games I play I know will never hurt me What am I afraid of? Man I couldn't tell you certainly Every time I get back home I say we should really do this more But yo with every invitation have to drag me through the door Maybe you don't get it. This is where my stuff is. You can save adventure for the ones that chase macguffins I'm chasing inspiration I can turn to entertainment Want you to want me in your city but don't really wanna play it Nothing against you. You've proved that you're so cool I just seem to lack the confidence to know I could be too Nothing that I can't do. Not that I always feel blue Just that the Beefy character is something you might see through

Find me a way to get back to shore I can't feel my hands anymore I'm frostbitten for sure Now it begins my heart's slowing down I fear I'm beginning to drown I'm frozen to the core It first began when we started to the north And lost track of our heading When the winds blew us off course But no remorse Headed back to the source Of the force That guides the compass Towards the lands of the Norse And of course we were prepared Or so we had thought But we soon realized It was all for naught When her majesty's Erebus Found it was caught In the icepack closing in And the death that it brought But this was not the end for ship or the crew Two years of hell for the men and for me too The first ones died when they went looking for food They made a meal for the rest: Desperation human meat stew Over the months the tragedy would unfold And as time passed on the arctic circle swallowed us whole It's like you've been told about the cold It's a cover for the reaper While he claims the young and the old Find me a way to get back to shore I can't feel my hands anymore I'm frostbitten for sure Now it begins my heart's slowing down I fear I'm beginning to drown I'm frozen to the core Oh Captain my captain How could you not stop this from happening? No longer laughing, mermaids and krakens Underreacting, mutiny amassing Part of the globe where the lord doesn't speak Plot a course where the Earth moves in sheets Surviving life at the edge of our seats Reach pearly gates if my soul doesn't freeze Question every decision that led here I was told we would sing songs and drink beer All I'm knowing is frostbite and deep fear Somebody please take me home I don't belong here I didn't think that it would end like this We were gonna find the trail that would cause a shift But instead we cold and bloated as we float adrift Tell the others to treat every day like it's a gift Find me a way to get back to shore I can't feel my hands anymore I'm frostbitten for sure Now it begins my heart's slowing down I fear I'm beginning to drown I'm frozen to the core

i've been at least a dozen people since in middle school trying to find that perfect balance to be super cool Mathematical. Freakin surgical Hung out with the jocks and so I copped the latest kicks They didn't buy my heritage so hung with Mexicans I could turn right on a dime, ain't nothing new to this Morphing elegance vivas Chameleons And maybe I sound like a psychopath or maybe you're like me and think there's nothing wrong with that if you wanna be well liked ya gotta make em laugh homie do the math i was built to last And maybe you don't like to be within your skin i know exactly the predicament you're in cause not too long ago I found myself in that same hole But we can all get out because I found the road now we gotta roll You've got to learn to be yourself 'though it might take some time Play the hand that you were dealt Learn to be yourself Ya gotta get in where ya fit in Even when that inner you is freakin trippin Ego strippin Long division got a lot of crazy talent far as I can tell bet ya didn't know that i think that you're dope as hell Frankly got me captivated like a magic spell here to give em hell and do it very well Sometimes I wanna be Beef Thom, and star in a rom-com pretending to be strong like I'm a nerd phenom pitch beefyness.com while singing the thong song with Tanner and Ty's mom Feel awesome- more often than not Even though sometimes I feel my story's missing a plot if ya live a life of lying and you're bound to get caught know the futures out to get ya, better show what ya got and stay hot that's whats up You've got to learn to be yourself 'though it might take some time Play the hand that you were dealt Learn to be yourself You gotta get in where you fit in Cause you're a glove, not a mitten Hard hittin' precisely written whether you a thunder cat or a cool kitten Get down with your bad self or your good self too it's all you tautologically, it' true that's right too What starts as a facsimile is tied to your identity Back before we know the truth of what we wanna really be Pretend to be professions just to see if it fits Imagination running wild, that's how it is when you're kids They say that imitation's really flattery, and that'll be Reminding me of '89, I spoke of Individuality Avidly writing rhymes, 'though I came across as preachy DEEP FREEZE! I needed to cool out, the years would teach me Briefly, it makes sense - Start out with a template and adjust, but there's some things I had to get straight Be yourself and speak from the heart and that's a key ingredient when it comes to your art There's not a person on the planet who can speak from your perspective Not 100 percent, so don't neglect it Find your voice, don't speak out of turn but to get to that point you gotta learn.. You've got to learn to be yourself 'though it might take some time Play the hand that you were dealt Learn to be yourself