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And the punchline's like this./ And this punchline's like this./ And I mean it./ Girl trouble.
The very second girls enter a life/ I believed all the hype and felt all the strife of/ Just another little boy with a heart/ Falling for all the tarts who are beautiful and smart /But now my eyes are open, I think I've sobered up /So now I'm feeling righteous, virtuous, we've gotta start/ I've finally reached acceptance, the 5 stages of bitches/ Misogynistic like a leaned back cholo flipping switches/ No lie she's the devil dude/ A sexy beast no doubt with an attitude/ You both want the same thing but sadly she just doesn't want it nearly as bad as you/ No need to believe in me but she'll burn ya up quick like a laser beam/ Crazy to the extreme, it'll make ya scream/ Won't be happy till she's published in a magazine/ On the cover no doubt, her kiss is a sound/ Telling you she has no plans on being devout/ Don't gotta be Sherlock Holmes just to figure it out/ I've seen this cookie crumble one too many times before/ So if anybody's bothering Beefy I'm out the door/ With the quickness, this is a sickness that sadly doesn't have an antidote but/ If you listen to what I'm speaking hopefully you won't end up the dope/ Good luck
Got your hands up? Well put em back down/ I'm about to fill your head with some bitter sweet sound/ Punch me out in three rounds, watching me hit the ground and/ When ya hear the bell it's over soldier/ Now I've got nobody in my corner stoner/ People thinking that Beefy is such a loner so/ Maybe you should deliver the knockout/ And maybe eat my heart so you know there's no doubt/ We're both angry that we traveled this route/ Saw ya start to pout when I finally broke out/ Back in the fall, push me up against the wall/ It would lead to making out, not this all out brawl/ I wanna die, used to laugh now we cry/ Blaming me for everytime you told me goodbye/ To busy with your life and no time for mine/ We're in love, but we never seem to intertwine
I can see it's a mistake for me to let you in/ and put myself inside a bad situation again/ But this wouldn't be the first time, would it?/ I know about the voodoo that you do but still I never understood it/ Where is my mind?! I relate to Black Francis/ I look into your eyes and now I'm taking bad chances/ Your advances, leaving me pantless/ I give you the chance, you'll bite my head off like a Mantis/ So outside of causing drama and HEAD trauma/ I've gotta wonder if your re-emergence has a purpose/ Cause it's worthless, if you wanna re-gain trust/ And it's a MUST... that you catch a Greyhound Bus/ To where you're headed, you can forget it, that time passed/ long ago. You tempt me but you're empty and it's time for you to go/ You're Betty Rubble 'cause we used to make the bed rock/ out of wedlock, but now you gotta get lost
I THINK THAT/ You're more trouble than you're worth/ IT'S TIME WE FACE THE FACT/ That this isn't gonna work/ I KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR LAUGHS/ But somebody always seems to get hurt/ So Hurt
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